Captain Coitus and the Circles of Sexuality!
Ok, show of hands who remembers Captain Planet and the Planeteers, you know, that old T.V show that was about environmentalism? It had 5 individuals hailing from different parts of the world using the powers of their magic rings containing an elemental(along with heart cause why not), to summon Captain Planet; a powerful hero who can take pollution down to zero! The show dealt with some serious issues outside environmentalism such as drug abuse, street violence, and HIV/AIDS...this was show was very progressive for its time! But the key thing that always stood out was that separately the Planeteers could do some impressive stuff with their rings but together they were at their strongest cause they could summon Captain Planet! Now I know what you are thinking, what does this have to do with sex, and why does Captain Planet look like he is doing a Jojo pose on meth? Well, allow me to explain! I pres...